CORRUPT A WISH

[XGC Amun Ra]

like Reach :/

granted but then taxes take away 99% of it

i wish i had a new pair of shoes

 

[Miss Bunny]

granted, but you lose it all in a series of bad investments and get stuck working at a fast food joint.

i wish my friends were online right now =(

 

[XGC Amun Ra]

granted but i am not (i am online)

i wish people didn't complain every time the get killed

 

[Miss Bunny]

granted, but then they just don't die

i wish souless would get his butt online =)

 

[XGC V3RDICT]

Granted. But only for 5 minutes.
I wish I had Raspberry Ice Tea.

 

[Miss Bunny]

granted, but someone spit in it

i wish he lived closer...

 

[XGC Ashlon Tea]

granted, but then he doesn't talk to you
i wish i was on vacation

 

[Miss Bunny]

granted, but then you get stranded and fired from work

i wish i had a popsicle =)

 

[XGC Amun Ra]

granted but melts the instant you take it out of the freezer

i wish it wasn't so early :/

 

[I WONA BURRITO]

Granted but then it becomes the end of the day and you must go to sleep again,

I wish for nothing

 

[XGC FREAKER XD]

granted, but everything you DO have gets taken away to fulfill your wish

I wish I had a beer.

 

[Gaming Outlaw]

Wish granted but it is too toxic.

I wish to not have homework right now.

 

[Miss Bunny]

granted, but then you fail your class.

i wish my fantasy football team wasn't being retarded

 

[XGC FREAKER XD]

Wish granted, but you lose anyways

I wish I had a billion dollars.

 

[Gaming Outlaw]

Wish granted, but then the dollar becomes worthless.

I wish to buy Halo: Reach.

 

[Miss Bunny]

granted, but then you get the red rings of death.

i wish i had someone to play with!

 

[XGC Amun Ra]

granted but then you lose power
(i'm on now btw)

i wish this weekend didn't have to end

 

[Miss Bunny]

granted, but since you don't work weekends, you never make money again =(

i wish i knew what i wanted

 

[XGC Amun Ra]

granted but you can't have it

i wish i had a triple baconator from wendy's mmmmmm

 

[Miss Bunny]

granted, but then you have a massive heart attack

i wish someone would make me a really good steak