CORRUPT A WISH

[SYN ANUBIS]

granted but you will forget it


I wish russ could play xbox with me right now

 

[Miss Bunny]

granted, but he got leprosy and his thumbs fell off so he can't play.

i wish my pets could talk to me =)

 

[SYN ANUBIS]

grated but their autistic and wont talk to you

i wish i was a purple unicorn

 

[Miss Bunny]

granted, but then you're imaginary and don't exist ;P

i wish i had a margarita

 

[SYN ANUBIS]

granted but u spill it]

i wish i wasnt bored

 

[Miss Bunny]

granted, but now the building is burning down and you have to run for your life. (exciting, isn't it?)

i wish i had a bazillion dollars.

 

[SYN ANUBIS]

granted then someone robs you
i wish i had more wishes

 

[Miss Bunny]

granted, but then I ruin them all and you're left crying ;P

i wish i knew what I wanted to eat for lunch.

 

[SYN ANUBIS]

granted but you cant have it
i wish i had a drink

 

[Miss Bunny]

granted, but there's a dead fly in the middle of it

i wish i had someone to go to the movies with

 

[SYN ANUBIS]

granted but the movies are closed
i wish i could see my gf today she back from hospital

 

[Miss Bunny]

(I hope she's ok hun! ...and now I have to be mean lol)

granted, but then she breaks up with you.

i wish i had fun plans this weekend

 

[XGC V3RDICT]

Granted, but you won't have plans next weekend.
I wish my internet would stop freezing up.

 

[Miss Bunny]

granted, but then your computer crashes

i wish i could go home now!!!

 

[XGC Amun Ra]

granted but i'm not home

i wish bunny would get on the box

 

[I WONA BURRITO]

Granted. But yours breaks so you cant play with her.

I wish for everything and I will prob get nothing.

 

[XGC Amun Ra]

granted but then you get everything.....wait......crap! lol

i wish i had money for a capture card

 

[KoG Force XD]

Granted, but al the stores are sold out and won't get anymore till after 2025

I wish i had a job testing new games.

 

[XGC Amun Ra]

granted but you only get to test the bad ones

i wish i had more people online

 

[KoG Force XD]

Granted, but they are all on a game you don't have.

I wish I was rich enough that I didn't have to work anymore.