DEEP THOUGHTS BY DUKE

[Jupiter]

Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy
sets a world record, pretend that you didn't see it and go, "Okay, is
everybody ready to start now?"

This made me literally LOL

 

[XGC JO3 D33R XC]

"The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then I told myself, 'Go ahead, do whatever you want, it's ok by me

 

[XGC JO3 D33R XC]

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what *really* throws you into a panic.*

 

[XGC JO3 D33R XC]

I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.

 

[XGC JO3 D33R XC]

When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.

 

[XGC JO3 D33R XC]

To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?"*
you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."*

 

[CAPOS SNOW]

You got me laughing. Good **** duke!

 

[XGC Possum]

I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND
Superman away.

This literally had me lmao

 

[KoG Silo]

These are some wise words from a wise leader