CORRUPT A WISH

[Miss Bunny]

granted, you take me out to my favorite sushi place, but then i ditch you after I get my roll =)

...now I wish I had someone to get sushi with tonight...

 

[XGC Amun Ra]

granted but we get there and all the restaurants are closed

i wish i had a limo

 

[The Big Tickett]

Granted you decided to bite the bullet and buy an extra long limo. Your personally hired driver had never seen such an incredibly long limo, thus meaning he was very impressed, but unfortunately as he adored the limo a man stole it. It being the extra long style, it was very difficult to manuver. Because he was a criminal he thought nothing of breaking the law, so he ran a red light but had a wreck. Because the limo was so long it took up the whole street, causing a massive car pile up that never ended so, to this day if you get on the road you will probably die.

I wish I had a Hollywood Undead shirt.

 

[XGC Amun Ra]

granted but i steal it

i wish Luke was still with us

R.I.P. Luke Anderson of Sigma Chi! Once a Greek always a Greek

 

[Guest]

granted, but then you die instead
i wish for my chicken nuggets to be finished cooking

 

[KoG Nate]

Wish Granted but they catch on fire and your house burns down
I wish i had Computer that never got a virus

 

[Rave]

granted but your computer does not have access to the internet.

I wish for cake.

 

[Guest]

granted, but it's broccoli and poop cake, lol
i wish i wasn't so cold

 

[Rave]

Granted but now it is so hot you burn to ashes.

I wish this wish was not corrupted in a weird way.

 

[Guest]

wish granted, but then not corrupted
i wish it would snow

 

[Rave]

granted you get so much snow you can't open your door.

I wish for snow also.

 

[Guest]

granted, but it's 10 feet high
i wish for a new pack of smokes

 

[Rave]

granted but you realize you don't have a lighter.

I wish m essay was done

 

[Guest]

(thankfully they invented the stove)
granted, but then your dog eats it

i wish for it to snow more than half an inch

 

[XGC Amun Ra]

granted but then it melts instantly

i wish i didn't get angry so quickly

 

[Guest]

granted, but you get sad easily
i wish for things to go well tomorrow..

 

[Snyder GFX]

granted but you get tossed into a well
I wish i had my new house today!

 

[Rave]

granted but you do not have electricity.

I wish for something to do.

 

[Guest]

granted, but you have nothing to do for the next month
i wish for absolutely nothing

 

[KoG TAZZ 728]

Wish Granted But its a boring nothing

I wish i had a million BUCKSZ!