CORRUPT A WISH

[I WONA BURRITO]

Granted,,,, But you can not become invisible without doing the thing you dislike the most.

I wish that NOV 22nd would come so I could get my Iphone

 

[XGC Paramore]

wish granted, but then you iPhone malfuntions and breaks

I wish my parents won't kill me when I tell them I got my gf pregnant

 

[Snyder GFX]

Uhh Wish granted but then her parents kill you
I wish i had a klondike bar

 

[Guest]

granted, but it's completely melted before you get to eat it

i wish i had another pack of smokes

 

[XGC Paramore]

granted, but the pack is empty haha

I wish I was a bartender already

 

[XGC Amun Ra]

granted but no one comes to the bars haha

i wish tomorrow was next friday

 

[Guest]

granted, but it's the last friday of *ahem* *kanye voice* of all time, OF ALL TIME.
i wish for my XBL back

 

[KoG Force XD]

Granted. But your TV breaks.

I wish I had more time off.

 

[XGC SpadesDevil]

wish granted but you got stuck at work from a blizzard

i wish i wasn't to lazy to get a drink

 

[I WONA BURRITO]

Wish Granted. But then you get the drink but as you sat back down in the chair you broke your neck ..... ( oh crap you already did that my bad lol )

I wish I had more ROCK CANDY

 

[XGC Paramore]

wish granted, but you have too many and your stomach explodes

I wish this UPS driver wasnt so ****ing stupid and just traveled on I-78 instead of going ****ing south to bring me my ****ing Snow Leopard.

 

[XGC SpadesDevil]

Granted he uses I-78 but rolls the truck and it burns to the ground.

i wish burrito had a brain

 

[XGC Paramore]

Wish granted, but his brain is the size of a peanut.
I wish the bad luck can stop following me.

 

[Guest]

Granted. But your TV breaks.

I wish I had more time off.

that's just cruel

 

[ZinkyBabyyy]

Wish granted, but his brain is the size of a peanut.
I wish the bad luck can stop following me.

Wish Granted but the bad luck gets worse!

I wish i had photoshop Cs5!

 

[XGC Paramore]

granted, but it was cracked and you receive a virus that destroys everything in your computer

I wish bartending would be 18 every state

 

[ZinkyBabyyy]

Wish granted but then you smashed 100 vodka bottles!
I wish I was on holiday!

 

[OffsideRunaway]

granted but then u get grounded and cant go out
i wish i my xbox didnt have red ring of death

 

[ZinkyBabyyy]

granted but then u get grounded and cant go out
i wish i my xbox didnt have red ring of death

^Don't get grounded lol^

Wish Granted but then you get a broken disc drive instead!
I wish that I had my own animal

 

[Guest]

granted, but then you get the open disk tray error
i wish i had black ops early