CORRUPT A WISH

[dndnerdboy]

wish granted,
but i come to your house and watch porn on it, allowing millions of viruses entry to your operating system...

i wish i had a wish that can never be corrupted

 

[o k0rt3z o]

Wish granted but instead, your brain corrupted.

I wish I can go to Infinity Ward and walk out with a Prestige Edition right now.

 

[dndnerdboy]

wish granted,
but the disc doesnt read and cant be replaced

i wish i had my girl back

 

[XGC Xenu]

wish granted, but she comes back as a man

I wish I could a T-rex to eat my neighbors

 

[dndnerdboy]

wish granted,
but he eats the wrong ones then your parents

i wish i had some pizza

 

[KoG ThunderStorm]

you get some pizza but it has dead bugs on it.

I WISH I HAD A CHICKEN PATTY

 

[dndnerdboy]

wish granted, but i ate it before i gave it to you.

i wish i could die for a week

 

[SYN soonerbomb]

wish granted, but you soul is still alive in someone who lives the same life as you!!!

I wish I could be young again and have no bills!!!

 

[ColSanders942]

Wish granted, but you're a fetus that just got aborted.

I wish I was having a threesome with 2 hot asian chicks!

 

[SiC TwiSted]

Wish Granted, But then the embarrassing video shows up on the internet
I wish my roommate wouldn't drink my monster >:l

 

[dndnerdboy]

wish granted, but then he/she gets so hyper and kills you!!!
i wish i had nothing to do today

 

[ETR Hawk]

Wish granted, but having nothing to do includes eating, and since you don't eat, you die.

I wish unlock the rogue helmet on Halo >>

 

[SiC TwiSted]

wish granted but then your hard drive gets corrupted and you have to start over

I wish it was friday

 

[ETR Hawk]

Wish granted but you have no memory of what you did on Thursday, just several large scars and a tatoo that says "Karen".

I wish I got a record deal

 

[SiC TwiSted]

Wish Granted but the music producer turns out to be Karen with a rather large knife

I wish i didn't have to take 5 hours of notes!

 

[ETR Hawk]

Wish granted. You must take 6 hours of notes.

I wish I lived on the moon.

 

[TA_Silent_Kill]

Wish Granted, But You landed on the Dark side of the moon and Froze to death.

I wish I was Me.

 

[dndnerdboy]

wish granted, but then you get sad and kill your self

i wish i had H1N1
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! NOW IT MUST BE TURNEd INTO SOMETHING POSSITIVE!!!!!!
maybe

 

[SiC TwiSted]

wish granted but it turns out to be a rare form of chicken pox that never goes away

I wish Labor Day was Everyday

 

[ETR Hawk]

Wish granted but that means no Christmas so you get no present(s).

I wish I lived in a castle.