CORRUPT A WISH

[XGC V3RDICT]

Granted. But Pickachu ends up catching you as his pokemon.
I wish I had Pokemon!

 

[SYN xARMYx]

Granted but it dies during its first battle.

I wish I could take my m24 home with me.

 

[XGC V3RDICT]

Granted. But it doesn't fire.
I wish this deployment was over.

 

[SYN xARMYx]

Granted not gonna corrupt this one anybody got a problem with it you can take it up with us vets.

I wish I could get approval to be re-stationed

 

[Miss Bunny]

granted, but your brain explodes from the effort.

i wish i was happy all the time

 

[SYN xARMYx]

Granted but its because you went crazy and now you live in a nut house blatantly unaware of anything the world.

I wish for a bank account with unlimited funds.

 

[XGC V3RDICT]

Granted. But your life is miserable.
I wish for payday to come again.

 

[Miss Bunny]

granted, but then you get robbed at gun point.

i wish i had a strawberry popsicle.

 

[XGC V3RDICT]

Granted. But it melts before you lick it.
I wish I had more time off.

 

[SYN xARMYx]

Granted but when you get back you forget how to do your job from being gone so long and get fired

I wish for a pet zombie dog.

 

[Miss Bunny]

granted, but then it eats your brains.

i wish i had a whole bunch of strawberry margaritas

 

[SYN xARMYx]

Granted but once again you forgot your ID so I drink them all in front of you.


I wish for the perfect hangover cure.

 

[Miss Bunny]

I'm 28 - i don't need an id =( meanie ;P i hope you get a brainfreeze!

granted - you're not allowed to get drunk ever again!

I wish we could take naps at work!

 

[SYN xARMYx]

Granted and since we means all of us I'm not corrupting it =)

I wish everyone could be rich and never work again.

 

[Miss Bunny]

woot! we means all of us, right? =) GRANTED!

And can we PLEASE all have margaritas now???

 

[SYN xARMYx]

Wish granted

I wish for all of Miss Bunny's margaritas before she drinks them

 

[Miss Bunny]

granted, but then I have to beat you up! (sorry, but you can't steal my margaritas meanie!!!)

i wish i didn't jump everytime I get a text message! (it scares me!)

 

[SYN xARMYx]

granted now you only jump when you see the word bunny

I wish that Miss Bunny could have all the margaritas she's ever wished for.

 

[Miss Bunny]

woot! =) *muah* WISH GRANTED!

I wish Bama wins the lottery =)

 

[SYN xARMYx]

Wish granted but I accidents ordered a lifetime of strawberry margaritas for bunny online which used up all of the money.

I wish for a private sushi chef who cooks when and what I want.