CALL OF DUTY: ADVANCED WARFARE, A MIDNIGHT RELEASE SURVIVAL GUIDE

[XGC LILITH]

tflem the way it works out, my man is able to have two days off to play it.

 

[XGC Fallen Hero]

tuse and wed are my days off so i dont have to call out

 

[KoG Gibz XD]

1.Quit Job
2.Dump Girlfriend/Boyfriend
3.Prestige
4.Eat
5.Sleep(Optional)
6.Repeat 3-6

 

[XGC HULK SMASH]

dont forget call into work sick for 16

 

[XGC TOE TAGZ]

This is epic

 

[St1ddy]

Sorry, I have to go chili cheese Fritos.

 

[XGC Radioactive]

I've gotta open tuesday morning, and run the store till close alone. I can't stay up all night

I'll be on for like two hours lol.

 

[SYN Rebellion]

This is great

 

[XGC GunnyH360]

I Like that... LOL

 

[XGC Mr Zebra]

Too funny!

 

[XGC xTFLEMx XI]

This is a repost from last year. Good Luck Everyone!!

Looking to maximize your Call of Duty experience on release day? Here is a quick survival guide to stake your life on. Activate your inner Beast Mode and keep fragin Noobs well into the next morning. Feel free to add your own ideas.

1. 3 Hungry Man Dinners
2. 1 Gallon of Gatorade
3. 4 Liters of Cola
4. 8 Monster Energy Drinks. (Only substitutable for Redbull. Anything else tastes like cat ****.)
5. 1 Pack of disposable diapers. (Fragin your pants is a lot less enjoyable than fraggin an opponent.)
6. 5 Reusable Catheters. (Scratch this, Catheters are no joke fellas, use a portable Urinal.)
7. 1 bag of Funyuns
8. 1 bag of BBQ Fritos
9. 1 Box of Hot Pockets Breakfast. (NO PIZZA GARBAGE!!)
10. 1 Bologna Sandwich. (If you want to go the extra mile, Jimmy Johns is an excellent choice.)
11. 2 Bananas. (Hypokalemia is a serious illness.)
12. 1 XL Hoodie
13. 1 life size poster of Chuck Norris. (Try to doze off with Chuck Norris staring at you... I dare you.)
14. 2 Gladiator Mice. (I have everything and you have nothing!!)
15. 2 Internet powering Hamsters. (One Hamster must be able to say "Row")

 

[XGC DrillSgt XS]

LOL I bet the numbers would be... I took a day of leave "Vacation Day" just for this night. Popcorn is ready, Tea is cold, and the wife is onboard. What else can a man ask for.

 

[XGC Tant XD]

I'll be needing this in a couple of hours!

 

[CDNBossLady]

You should add those awesome Advanced Warfare sweat pants you were eyeing up the other night. Buttons? Who needs buttons?

 

[K7own]

Lol Very nice i may follow some of these tonight.....

 

[KoG Kisses]

Omg I remember when this was put out last year and I laughed now I am laughing again.

 

[XGC BetaWolf]

Nice, but I have everything but the Funyons!

 

[Racecrazyfool]

What does everyone think of the new cod?

 

[KoG Kisses]

What does everyone think of the new cod?

I love it! Its pretty awesome. Way different then ghosts.

 

[XGC StoopKid XD]

lol love it