connery: i have a joke for you trebek
trebek: no, shu
connery: ohhhh shut up its funny ill say it now
trebeck: n-
connery: what do you call a horse walking into a bar
trebeck: i dont know what
connery: i forget the punchline but you mothers a hoar hahahahaahahha
"it's not your job to die for your country, its your job to make the other bastard die for his!" - general george patton